The Farmer and His Ass

by Sunnygal41 6 Replies latest social humour

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteouslyfor hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.



    He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all
    grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkeyrealized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
    astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
    donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.



    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
    animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
    everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
    the well and happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
    getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
    our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just
    by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.




    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

    3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

    4. Give more.

    5. Expect less

    NOW --------

    Enough of that crap

    The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had
    tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
    eventually died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
    it always comes back to bite you.

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  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    Qwerty! LMAO! Last one to post is a rotten egg!

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    Meeez a rotten egg!

  • christopherrobin
    christopherrobin

    5. Expect less---the secret of happiness----------once you EXPECT-- you wil ALWAYS be dissapointed.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Cute story. Thanks for the laugh.

    Hi Christopherrobin, how's tigger?

    Robyn

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