Our Father, who art in...

by DFWnonJW 1 Replies latest social humour

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    Our Father, who art in cyber-space,
    Hallowed be Thy screen name.
    Thy downloads come.
    Thy will be done,
    on Google as it is on ebay.
    Give us this day
    our daily chat;
    and forgive us our typos,
    as we forgive those who flame against us;
    and lead us not into restricted sites,
    but deliver us from virus'.
    Whatever.

  • DireStraitJacket
    DireStraitJacket

    Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
    May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
    May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.

    Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
    And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach
    n00bz
    when they act lame on us.

    Please don't give us root access on dome poor d00d'z box when we're
    too
    pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could
    keep
    the fbi off our backs, we're appreciate it.

    For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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