by Confucious 107 Replies latest jw friends
?Faithful and Discreet Slave?
They?re not the slave?we are (or were)!
?Do more. And more, and more, and more, more, more . . . . . . and, last but not least, more!?
Which, of course, is never enough!
The absolute worst, I think, is:
?Unforgivable sin,? and
?Sin against the holy spirit?
Nice way to mess up people?s head.
The funniest terms I?ve heard on this discussion board are:
?Kingdom Hell?
?Blubbering Body,? and
referring to the district convention as a ?great tribulation?
(LOL!)
?SAHS
One final one from me and I'll retire from this thread. Drum roll.....for the buzz word I hate most of all:
ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!
To therapy I go hee hee, to therapy I go ha ha...
"Streetcorner work"....yeah my Dad was a pimp and my mamma was a ho.
"Read with me"...why...what if I read against you?
"follow along with me" OH OH OH! Put my finger right underneath the words so I don't miss reading Mathew 24:14 for the 144,000th friggin time!
"My Study" Oh aren't you special.
"Staying the Course" huh?
"Stay on the right track" woo woo...Put me backin my cell please....the straight jacket just fell off.
Thus...
Furthermore...
Moreover...
Therefore....
Oh yeah, here's one more:
He was a real "pillar" in the congregation....
"Guard against independent thinking"
"husbandly owner"
The Remnant. - Reminds me of a fabric store.
________ Class. WTF? They have a class for every minor prophet. For example, the Jonadeb (sp?) class, and other stupid classes. (Governing body is in the NO Class)
Babylonish practices. - For some reason, I always thought of the Rolling Stones song Mannish Boy whenever I heard that stupid term.
The ____ class thing is getting rediculous.
It's almost like that guy that is JUST about to quit his job.
And then the boss goes...
"I'm going to promote you to 'Executive General Manager."
And he was ALREADY General Manager.
And he is getting the SAME PAY.
Pioneering
The Truth
The Friends
Publisher
....and what's this widespread JW fascination with Star Trek?! Life on other planets?! oh dear. A promiscuous and fornicating crew on the U.S.S. Enterprise...oh my! Doesn't sound like the kind of wholesome entertainment that Jehovah would approve of!
