Congradulations to Valis!

by Farkel 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma

    Does Valis/Valise have to get his/her chest waxed now? That nipple looks a bit hairy to me.

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    lol.....can I have the first dance?

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    must...remember....to .....breathe.....

    laughing....too.....hard.....

    Farkel.....genius.....

    *gasp*

    *thud*

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    This thread is too hilarious!

    penii

    What kind of a word is THAT?!!!! ROFLMBO!!!!!

    Poztate -

    Oh... I hope it will be a useful spare and not like those little undersized spares that come in the trunks of many cars these days. A lot of times you never even pull them out of the trunk to check them out and when you do you find they have gone flat and you can't pump them up again.

    You have a point, there! Perhaps Valis (aka: Valise) has the inflatable type of penii!!!!

    Lisa -

    Ok! Get up and let Mommy Valise kiss the bruises for you!!!

    growedup

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    This one's gonna keep me chuckling for a while. I'm impressed, Farkel.

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    Mommy?? Mommy Valise???

    Where are you?? I have an "owie".

    Won't you please kiss it and make it better??

    Don't you love me anymore?

    Mommy?

    Mommy?

    Mommy....

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup
    Mommy?? Mommy Valise???

    Where are you?? I have an "owie".

    Won't you please kiss it and make it better??

    Don't you love me anymore?

    Mommy?

    Mommy?

    Mommy....

    OMG!!!!!!! ROFLMBO!!!!!

    My turn to fall out of the chair!

    (But as for me, Mommy Valise, my arse don't need no stinkin' kisses from someone with such hairy lips!!!!)

    growedup

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    Arrowstar,

    Valis has been very quiet through this whole thing, which can be kinda scary, or he is bald and the plumber is trying to figure out how the hell to unplug his, hers the shower.

    If the latter is true, you get a raise and a 4 week paid vacation.

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Well Valesine,

    lol....Any mystique that you may ever have had has disappeared into a Farkel Casserole....

    Best regards - HS

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Oh I am so happy to have another bridesmaid with me for NPY's wedding. I was just wondering though, what kind of hairpieces should we wear? I know Valise has that long hair (well, who'd call it beautiful?) and I was hoping to have an up doo? Do you think that would go well?

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