Clown therapy

by Markfromcali 1 Replies latest social humour

  • Markfromcali
    Markfromcali

    I was sitting around with a coworker and came up with these. I think there's something to a lot of this, as some of you know I'm a massage therapist - but that doesn't mean I wouldn't make fun of it:

    * Acu-peer-pressure (we call you at random times to motivate you on a chosen key issue)
    * Disco-yoga-pilates (ok maybe this one isn't that far fetched)
    * Psycho-mural-immunology (instead of psycho-neuro-immunology - art therapy for your immune system)
    * Intestinal interior designer/colonic feng-shui (the gastro-intestinal tract is an ecosystem, we will help you create a harmonious inner environment)
    * Past-life intestinal interior designer/colonic feng-shui (get rid of some really old shit)
    * Astral travel agent

    I think I had more but this is all I remember for now.

  • talesin
    talesin

    ** Past-life intestinal interior designer/colonic feng-shui (get rid of some really old shit)

    Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!! Good one.

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