For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little
Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2003
by TweetieBird 3 Replies latest social humour
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TweetieBird
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Agent 1 of 1
LOL! ... I don't get it. I think I'm too innocent to understand. :P Seriously though, that's really good, Tweetie
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drwtsn32
LOL
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desib77
very funny!
Desi