Governing Blunders Part III - Pornography and Cancer

by hillary_step 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    All men over forty should have their prostate examined regularly, especially those who view pornography without ejaculation.

    *** g90 4/8 27 The Prostate and Its Problems ***
    Bible?s Moral Standard a Protection

    Good prostate health seems also to relate to the Bible?s high moral standard. All males would do well to note two principles in particular:.

    Guarding

    one?s thoughts: At Matthew 5:28 Jesus Christ counsels: "But I say to you that everyone that keeps on looking at a woman so as to have a passion for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." Following Jesus? advice can contribute to good prostate health. How? When passion is aroused in a man, the prostate gland prepares for intercourse. Dr. Brosman writes that repeated episodes of arousal without accompanying ejaculation cause an accumulation of fluid in the prostate and the seminal vesicles and can lead to prostate trouble.

    Today, many men seek sexual excitement by reading pornographic or sexually stimulating literature or by watching immoral movies or television programs. How much better to follow the apostle Paul?s advice: "Let fornication and uncleanness of every sort or greediness not even be mentioned among you, just as it befits holy people."?Ephesians 5:3; see also Philippians 4:8.

    Yes, the prostate is another marvel of our Creator. Without it, there would possibly be no procreation. So out of respect for his own body and God?s design, every man ought to take steps to keep his prostate gland healthy.

    Now, what is amusing is that enough readers took exception to this comment, many having lost their husbands to this disease, that the GB together with their embarrassed God saw fit to fit to cast a further 'flash of light' on the subject. In a typical back-track that is actually made to look like a victory the writers add the following in response to a readers letter :

    *** g90 8/8 30 From Our Readers ***
    Prostate Problems Your article on prostate problems (April 8, 1990) interested me, as my father needed prostate surgery. Although the article was very informative, the closing comments bothered me. You say that many men seek sexual arousal through pornographic literature. This insinuates that all men who have prostate problems are looking at films or literature of a pornographic nature.

    N. R., Federal Republic of Germany

    We

    did not mean to imply that prostate problems are necessarily the result of unchristian conduct. Prostate problems are common among older men?including faithful Christians?for a number of reasons. But since unfulfilled sexual arousal appears to be involved in causing or at least aggravating the problem in some men, it was deemed appropriate to caution our readers against the snare of pornography.?ED.

    They titled the article, The Prostate and Its Problems Bible?s Moral Standard a Protection and then state We did not mean to imply that prostate problems are necessarily the result of unchristian conduct. lol...that reasoning is like stepping sideways to the rear.

    So what we learn from this is:

    1) Unamed Doctors opinions are very easy to discover and quote.

    2) Always ejaculate if you view pornography.

    3) Even faithful Christians have prostate glands.

    4) The WTS is right and its readers are wrong.

    As I say, every man over the age of forty should have his prostate regularly examined, some however, should have the examination by means of a tightly rolled up Watchtower.

    Best regards - HS

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    I bet you won't be seeing this news story in Watching the World anytime soon, then...

  • stichione
    stichione

    Typical Watchtower garbage.

  • Curious Mind
    Curious Mind

    T he way to protect ypur prostate then is to make sure you ejaculate when looking at porn

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Sphere said,

    Besides, if the GB didn't have their heads up their asses they would know that one of the best things men can do for their prostate is to ejaculate regularly and often, helps keep everything nice and clean and healthy.

    It isn't always their heads that are up their asses, Sphere; sometimes it's each other's "little heads" (nudge nudge, wink wink!) It's OK, though, because they close their eyes and think of having "spiritual intercouse" with their Heavenly Husband, King Jesus.

    I think they're just a little confused about who gives who the high hard one.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Brothers, your prostate health is in your own hands! (and those of a trusted associate.)

    [Somewhere in time...]

    Nathan (on phone): "Hello, Freddy?"

    Freddy: "Hi Nate! How's the leader of Jehovah's organization doing today? Say, you know, I was just talking to an angel, and he was telling me..."

    Nathan: "Yeah, Fredy, I know... it's just around the corner; Listen - remember the masturbation talk I gave during breakfast this morning?"

    Freddy: "No, I missed that. I heard that it was really good though..."

    Nathan: "I think it was one of my better ones. I saw one young sister actually puke: but look, I was thinking that it was time for us to secure Jehovah's blessings on our Temple of Flesh, if you have some time..."

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline
    Freddy: "No, I missed that. I hard that it was really good though..."

    NN

    Typo or.....

    Cassi

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    A freudian typo, I suppose. I fixed it.

    O the SHAME! I feel so dirty!

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine
    Haha, I remember a CO who would invite us to have intercourse with are brothers right before intermission at assemblys.

    Perhaps he meant to say "during intromission" instead of "during intermission"?

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    Hey Hey Hey Active JW Min Serv. (Circuit Overbeer wannabbe :-)))

    That article has alaway sbugged me.. I've shown it to 2 witnesses that are health experts and they agree with Me

    Anyway, Are these guys that stupid to know that if you watch porn.... There's a certain result that will happen

    Anyway also, If I'm watching casual nudity in a R movie... I do not get sexually excited! No Erec Action!!!!

    Only sexually frustrated GB kinda people would think of these things

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