I was just poodlin' around on Google and decided to see if anyone had come up with the idea of theocratic mobile phone tunes.
Well, they have!
Urgh.
Then I thought to myself, come on Sunshine there was a time when you loved to hear the choir singing at the big assemblies, rather than the polyphonic plinketty plonketty of your average website.
So, I searched a bit more and found some MP 3 songs of actual assembly choirs buried here amongst the Rolf Harris Stylophone renditions: http://www.l-and-a.com.au/comm/addons/archive.html
I turned up the volume and sat back. Remember, if you will, this is the Englishman who listens to the Welsh National Anthem and gets choked up.
Well, I found it quite ghastly. What a disappointment. Worse than coming unexpectadly across "I'd like to teach the World to sing".
This was the Real Thing, at a German convention, and dour and depressing it was too.
Englishman.