by ScoobySnax 2 Replies latest social humour
Doctor> Well Sir, I'm afraid I have some good news, and some bad news.
Patient> Oh dear, well give me the bad news first doctor
Doctor> Well it's like this, I'm afraid both your legs need amputating.
Patient> Oh my God, thats awful.....quick whats the good news?
Doctor> Well, the chap in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers.
etc etc.
Scoob
Patient: What's the story?
Dr.: You have 5 months to live
Patient: Can I get a second opinon?
Dr.: Yeah, you're ugly, too.
Dr: I've got some very bad news, I'm afraid your going to die.
Patient: How long have I got?
Dr: 10
Patient: 10 what? Weeks, months, years?
Dr: 9, 8, 7, 6........................
