Do you "remember" these days?? or Not??

by proandcon 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • proandcon
    proandcon

    Subject: I Run On Rechargable Batteries

    This was read by Bro. Sxxxxxxgen, Circuit Overseer -- March 2004

    I RUN ON RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES

    Sunday I was tired,

    "I sure could use a charge!"

    I drug myself to the meeting

    And felt better, by and large

    Tuesday I felt wimpy

    "Just wish I could plug in!"

    By the time the study was over,

    My face wore a grin.

    Thursday came and found me grumpy

    "I've had a stressful day!"

    We ate dinner and got dressed

    And attended anyway.

    Whenever it may happen

    Whenever I hem and haw

    I always come home feeling better

    When I go to the Kingdom Hall!

    I run on rechargeable batteries

    And this world drains them dry.

    But when they're recharged at the meeting

    I feel like I can fly!

    Stress may zap my energy

    And emotions fray and frazzle

    But after charging up at meetings,

    I feel a spark and dazzle!

    When I feel I can't continue

    And my lights are growing dim

    Just take me to the meeting

    Don't forget to plug me in!

    Jolt me with Jehovah's spirit

    Through parts and association

    I know I'll be filled up to the brim

    Plugged in to the congregation!

    Though alone I am a weak battery,

    I can be recharged

    And through these repeated bursts of power

    My "up time" is enlarged!

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Hallalejah

    Reading that crap makes it sound like a revival meeting

    Jolt me with Jehovah's spirit

    http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Bugs_Bunny/ltbb_127.wav

  • New Castles
    New Castles

    OMG! I about gagged through half of it

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    ...yes, I remember singing that "jingle" very well.

    Now, I sing a different tune- I get my "jolt" from education; relationships with people ( aka "friends") entertainment like movies, concerts; I actually have hobbies and other interests which keep me focused.

    Meetings and field service? Leave it to the JWs; they deserve it more than I do!

  • Obviously Secret
    Obviously Secret

    That made my stomach churn.

  • Puternut
    Puternut

    I have sweaty palms and I am feeling really nauseous.......all of a sudden.

  • myauntfanny
  • Special K
    Special K

    My aunt fanny. That little emicon up-chucking in the toilet is very funny. Hahahahahah

    Special K

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