Flash somebody. That always wakes me up.
Hope you make it through the rest of the day! Drive safely.
WAKE ME UP PLEASE
by Sassy 27 Replies latest jw friends
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simplesally
Stay awake, don't rest your head
Don't lie down upon your bed
While the moon drifts in the skies
Stay awake, don't close your eyes.
Though the world is fast asleep
Though your pillow's soft and deep
You're not sleepy as you seem
Stay awake, don't nod and dream
Stay awake, don't nod and dream(Mary Poppins)
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truthseeker1
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make up
Hide your scars to fade away the shake up (Hide your scars to fade away the)
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
Here you go create another fable-System of a Down
Listen to them, the'll wake you up.
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simplesally
How about a Napzapper? Attach it to your ear and it zaps you if you nod off!!!!!
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Elmer J. Fudd
Hello Sassy,
What I have found is that throwing up is a good remedy for your condition. Try sticking your finger down your throat.
If that dosen't work then stick your finger up your ass.
Then stick your finger down your throat. It's 99% effective.
All in good cheer........
Elmer
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truthseeker1
LOL @ Elmer.
Just don't do that in the reverse order, or switch hands at least!
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Sassy
lol.. you guys were cracking me up!! Well I leave for home in 5 minutes.. no OT today.. The ride home shouldn't be as bad as this morning so I should be ok....
the comment about the rubber band.. well in a way that is what I do.. sort of.. I tend to wear a lot of short skirts to work.. and so when I feel myself getting a little like nodding off... I will slap my leg.. hard.. it will be red.. but that 'slap!' will smart and does help a little..