2004/2005 "Walk With God" District Convention Program

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  • willyloman
    willyloman
    10:20 Youths?Try To Look Like You Are Walking in the Path of Righteousness

    Too funny! I'd run down to the stadium just to hear that one.

    The rest is all good, too. Nice work.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    2:15 Avoid “Any Cause for Stumbling”

    In other words, beware of apostates!!!

    Could someone validate that my guess is correct, that this is a talk about apostates? I'll see if I can get another recording this year.

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    2:15 Avoid ?Any Cause for Stumbling?

    In other words, beware of apostates!!!

    Or it could be a talk about not being stumbled by each other. They really do test each other's patience, you know !!

    So...stay in the truth no matter what anybody inside the organization does, or has done, to you! After all, this organization is the most loving worldwide brotherhood -- so why just let one or two or three hundred bad things that happened to you make you question that??

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother
    2:55 Wholesome Activities That Refresh

    Sounds like fun ? Any suggestions?

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    Gopher - priceless! I'm keeping that list!

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  • dorothy
    dorothy

    Hey, just a mention about assemblies. Ever notice the huge price tag on these things mentioned during the announcements? Like they'll announce how much they have received in donations for the day and then announce that there is a deficit of $6500. Even though the assembly was held in a Kingdumb Hall and completely run by "volunteers". Where the hell does the big bill come from?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Nothing Good Held Back From Those Walking in Faultlessness

    Oh, this one is PERFECT cosidering the recent articles about how JWs are down and feeling tired right now...

    Translation: "If you feel bad or bad things are happening to you... it's because YOU fcked up and are getting what you deserve!!!"

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    Where the hell does the big bill come from?

    I think it comes from the cost of renting the facility, plus the "voluntary" donation that each convention makes to the Society. Remember, the Society runs the assemblies primary for the spiritual benefit of the listener, and not for the money!

    If anyone knows where else the delegate's donations go, please let us know.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    2:45 Song No. 15 and why do we need Announcements at this stage of the convention

    Reminders about donations silly

  • PinTail
    PinTail

    Oh this is so very very funny, it makes my side hurt from laughing.

    Friday

    9:30 Music
    9:40 Song No. 42 and Prayer
    9:50 Congregated to Let Jehovah force his way upon us, by means of the watchtower
    10:20 Nothing Good From Those Elders Who Think Their Walking in Faultlessness
    10:50 Song No. 160 and Announcements
    11:00 ?Keep Questioning The Watchtower And What You Yourselves Are Or Be Forever Sad?
    11:20 Let God?s Word Guide Your Steps Every Day Not The WatchTower Or What The The Old Cone Heads Say Or Print
    11:40 Keynote Address: Walk With God, NOT A Publishing Company in Turbulent Times
    12:10 Song No. 29 and Intermission

    2:00 Music
    2:10 Song No. 86
    2:15 Are You ?Faithful in What Is Least from Gods point of veiw or the Watchtowers??
    2:35 Symposium: Hosea?s Prophecy Helps Us to Walk With God and to wise up to the watchtower and there by Avoid Ungodly Roadways
    Walk With God and Reap What Is Good and use the watchtower to light your pellet stoves
    ?The Ways of Jehovah Are Upright? but the ways of the watchtower are deceptive
    3:35 Song No. 117 and Announcements
    3:45 Do Not Put Apart ?What God Has Yoked Together? and stay away from witness elders
    4:10 Showing Respect for Our Sacred Gatherings by taking apostate litature
    4:35 Good News for People of All Nations, you can escape from the lies of the watchtower
    5:05 Song No. 14 and Closing Prayer

    Saturday

    9:30 Music
    9:40 Song No. 43 and Prayer
    9:50 Daily Text Reminders Protect Us From Pitfalls of watchtower lies
    10:00 Symposium: Walking Progressively as Ministers with out being lied to by the watchtower
    Helping Those Who Speak Another Language find out the truth about the watchtower
    Watering and Cultivating the Interest Found with out splitting familys anymore in God's name
    Helping Multitudes Join Us in the Milatary
    11:00 Song No. 151 and Announcements
    11:10 ?Walking by truth, Inn What the Witness are Really Doing?
    11:30 Go On Walking as Jesus Christ Walked, and not shunning your brother no more
    11:50 Walking With Jehovah by Appointment and be a high minded elder
    12:20 Song No. 55 and Intermission

    2:00 Music
    2:10 Song No. 106
    2:15 Avoid ?Any Cause for Stumbling or destruction of familys"
    2:35 ?Keep Your Senses Completely the witness's will justifie anything"
    2:55 Wholesome Activities That Refresh like drinking Rollinng Rock Beer"
    3:15 Song No. 77 and Announcements
    3:25 Jehovah Is Our Shepherd
    3:55 ?Buying Out the Opportune Time to be with your family's rather than spending it going from door to door"
    4:15 Walking in the Path of Increasing Light byy reading the bible on your own, knowing you won't be shunned for doing so"
    4:35 ?Keep on the Watch??The Hour of Judgment Has Arrived And The Witness's Will Reap the wrill Wind"
    5:05 Song No. 60 Stair Way To Heaven and Closing Prayer

    Sunday

    9:30 Music
    9:40 Song No. 40 and Prayer
    9:50 Daily Text Reminders Help Us to Go On Walking With God
    10:00 Guard Against ?Abandoning the Straight Path?
    10:20 Youths?Walk in the Path of Righteousness
    11:00 Song No. 191 and Announcements
    11:10 DRAMA: They Bore Thorough Witness to the Good News
    11:55 Bear Thorough Witness Today Despite Opposition
    12:15 Song No. 193 and Intermission

    1:40 Music
    1:50 Song No. 138 and Prayer
    2:00 Public Discourse: Walking With God Brings Blessings Now and Forever
    2:45 Song No. 15 and Announcements
    2:50 Summary of The Watchtower (Bro and Sis this should only take five Min, Blah Blah Blah)
    3:20 ?Walk Worthily of Jehovah ..., Fully Pleasing Him with out dread like the witness's do"
    4:05 Song No. 45 and Closing Prayer

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