I'm Very Concerned

Farkel

I'm very concerned about our own Minimus. His last thread is four pages back as I write. Normally his first one or two hundred threads are on the default page or on pages two or three at the very least.

Does he need help here? Can we help him? Perhaps he had a stroke, or even worse, took the time to actually read a book and left us during this vital period in his life where he read a book. We need him. We need him on ALL the pages on this board. We need his insight and his wit, and his critical views about .....

Nevermind. Sorry. I'm sure minimus will recover and come back and give this board what only minimus can give this board.

Farkel, of the tongue-biting class

bebu

Farkle,

Wow. You are really obsessed with minimus... !

Soooo... bite harder, perhaps?

(<---Like this guy, or this guy ---> )

bebu

notperfectyet

Farkel,

You know he does this every time he gets his feelers hurt...he'll be back, with a vague reason that he was in New York, Paris or Rome..or maybe the Tropics.

Don't miss him too much, the questions will soon return.

HoChiMin

Farkel,

I know minimus, and your NO minimus. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HCM

ozziepost

Farks,

Why didn't you miss me??? When was my last post? I'm upset.

Ozzie (of the why didn't you miss me? class)

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

farkmeister,

You should have addressed the topic as a question e.g. Are you as concerned as I am over the lack of minimus posts? It would have been more of an attention grabber.

cheeses. not the son of.

xjw_b12

Suggested Topic Titles for this thread:

Why are you not concerned?

Where is Minimus?

Why has Minimus not expressed himself lately?

Has Minimus been placed on restriction?

Is Minimus being marked or shunned?

Do you despise Minimus?

Do you miss Minimus?

Are you angry Minimus is not here?

Do you think the demons are after Minimus?

What is the most traumatic thing that happened to you while reading a Minimus post?

Were you ever stumbled reading a Minimus post?

Is Minimus a deep thinker?

Is Minimus a good example?

Would you but a lottery ticket in front of Minimus?

Does Minimus have a better love life?

Ask Minimus a question

Say something only a Minimus would say

What do you connect with Minimus?

Have you ever told Minimus anything confidential?

What makes Minimus read and post on this site?

What Minimus' words or expressions do you use?

Would you like it if Minimus called to see how you are doing?

What is the dumbest thing Minimus has ever told you?

Do you think Minimus is good looking?

What makes some people miss Minimus?

Do you feel embarrased that you miss Mimimus?

Are you one of those waiting for Minimus to return?

How would you encourage Minimus to return?

How would you stick up for Minimus?

Is Minimus being dealt with unfairly?

What is the kindest thing Minimus has ever done for you?

Did you ever pray for Minimus?

Did you really LOVE Minimus?

Do you want to be like Minimus?

In the end what will Minimus be known for?

Give Minimus a compliment

ZazuWitts

I've often told Larc, that IF I were up to hosting a large dinner party, Minimus is one person I certainly would invite - for he would keep the conversation rolling - that's for sure - Come back Minimus!:):)

Fleur

*pops into thread to wave at people who she hasn't seen in a long, long time*

hey you people, read my thread, please? http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/70534/1.ashx I need your input, professor farkel and all...hi ozzie, hi zazu!!!

minimus, where are youuuuuuu?

love

essie

Amazing1914

Hi Farkel,

Minimus' last several posts were on April 20th. He has been quiet since then. Maybe he is away on some vacation time. -

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