Oxymoron

by Scorpion 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    OXYMORON


    Oxymoron Definition: A rhetorical figure that combines incongruous or contradictory terms.


    EXAMPLE: "Oxymoron" - Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making a person in court swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God... while his hand is on the Bible!

    BUT: Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing the Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

    You cannot post things like "Thou Shall Not Steal, Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!!

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    HAHAHAHA Scorpion, good one!

  • little witch
    little witch

    Now that is funny!!

    Thanks for the laugh Scorpion.

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