...with apologies to Hughes Mearns
As I was kneeling down in prayer,
I met a God who was not there.
He wasn't there again today;
I wish, I wish, he'd go away!
A poem for my unbelieving friends
by Nathan Natas 10 Replies latest jw friends
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Nathan Natas
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gumby
I met a God who was not there.
How can you meet someone who isn't there? I just call that getting stood up.
Gumfused
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Elsewhere
How can you meet someone who isn't there? I just call that getting stood up.
Shhhhh.... leave him alone... he's talking to his imaginary friend that isn't there.
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natalienu
what kind of a poem is that dude?
At least talk about something we all understand nutter!
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gumby
At least talk about something we all understand nutter!
Kinda cocky for a newbie aren't ya?
Gumfanofnathan
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natalienu
Geez, no bloody kinship amongst even the ex-JW's!
Chill out and stop picking on what seems to be the only Aussie in the joint!
Seeing all you yanks etc on here just reassures me that I was in a cult that originated from the USA not anything spiritual or loving.
Chill out man! Go smoke a cone, take a pill.
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Black Sheep
At least talk about something we all understand nutter!
Just because you can't see the joke doesn't mean it isn't hilarious.
Thanks Nathan
LOL.
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ohiocowboy
As I was sitting on the Throne,
I recalled some images I once had known.
Watchtowers, Awakes, and Books Galore,
Offering them to people at every door.
Then it hit me, I was in a Rut,
If I still had some of that literature,
I could wipe my Butt!
OMG! I couldn't resist! I think that was the Bud Light talking!
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Nathan Natas
Hi OhioCowboy, good to make your aqaintance.
I like your poem, and so I hereby dub thee "Mr. Watchtower & Awake book salesman" - another True Man of Genius!!
Most of the other Ozzies here are really pretty cool - there has to be someone holding down the low end of the Oz IQ Bell curve; now we know who he is -- and a poster boy for substance abuse too.