Egg Business

by Scorpion 5 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

    Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time; so, Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone so that Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing.

    Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

    Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!!

    Zeb went to investigate.

    The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

    But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk

    on to the next one.

    Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair.

    Brewster was an overnight sensation

    The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize

    ...but also the Pulletsurprise

  • Celia
    Celia

    ????????????????????????

    I have chickens too, young pullets and not so young hens, and one rooster. I want my eggs fresh, and I want to know what the birds are fed, and I want to know that the eggs I eat and use in cooking have been laid by happy, free roaming chickens. Not by chickens who are kept in a small cage all their productive life....

    Aaaaaahh..... Life in the country !

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    Celia,

    For some reason only half the message would paste each time. I had to paste it to Microsoft Word in text before it would paste correctly here.

    Scorpion

  • Celia
    Celia

    Aaahahahaaahaha... Very good....

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    Celia

    I have chickens too, young pullets and not so young hens, and one rooster. I want my eggs fresh, and I want to know what the birds are fed, and I want to know that the eggs I eat and use in cooking have been laid by happy, free roaming chickens. Not by chickens who are kept in a small cage all their productive life....

    And the best part is that the hens are being laid too?

    Faraon

  • Celia
    Celia

    Well, Faraon, the Buff Orpington rooster we have is getting old and is not as "active" as he once was.... It's funny, because the young hens do try to get his attention, or mine, you know, they crouch with their wings slightly open and their tail feathers up... Poor things, I can't help them

    well, you asked

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