A friend just emailed this to me:
> >>Subject: Three High Tech Women
> >>
> >>THREE WOMEN-ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
HILLBILLY FROM GEORGIA
>--
> >>WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE
WAS A
> >>BEEPING SOUND.
> >>
> >>
> >>THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED. THE
> >>OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY
PAGER,"
> >>SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF
MY ARM."
> >>
> >>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
WOMAN
> >>LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,
SHE
> >>EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
> >>I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> >>
> >>
> >>THE HILLBILLY FROM GEORGIA FELT DECIDEDLY LOW
TECH. NOT TO BE
> >>OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
JUST AS
> >>IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE
> >>BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET
PAPER
> >>HANGING FROM HER BUTT. INTRIGUED, THE OTHER
WOMEN RAISED THEIR
>EYEBROWS
> >>AND STARED AT HER.
> >>
> >>
> >>WITH AUTHORITY, THE HILLBILLY WOMAN SAID, "WELL,
WILL YOU LOOK AT
> >>THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."