by shamus 9 Replies latest social humour
Well, SAturday I went to a haunted house in the middle of the night;
Sunday I watched the TEn Commandments and had a dube. I fell asleep. Felt like a JW drama.
So what the hell did you all do during "the memorial" that can top this hedonistic bastard.
Well, I did mow & fertilize my lawn yesterday. THAT was exciting.
Took Friday off, drove 261 miles to a casino/resort. Rode mountain bikes all afternoon with hot blond. (wife). Friday nite, went to a REAL country bar and danced swing with same hot chick.
Saturday, played golf at Wild Horse.
Sunday golf at China Creek. Just got home...yep, with said hot blond wife.
Missed the Memorial....
Onintwo
woke up with hot blonde (my wife not his ^ )
hot blonde made me breakfast (the doll)
went and bought hot blonde new computer stuff for her web design hobby
stayed home as sundown approached and bbq'd mooseburgers
copious beer and a little shot of rye to finish off the night (hot blonde had Mike's hard cranberry)
a little apostasizing fraternization with you sobs on chat
oops, missed memorial for the first time in over 30 yrs - ack!
boa
(hope hot blonde is VERY thankful for new computer upgrade )
Drove 70 miles to a very haunted house for a ghost hunt. Found out I had the wrong date. However, walked around and got a few pics and very creepy vibes..hehehh.
CG
Had a One-Man Apostafest .
The wife hollerd..NADS ,,,get your butt inside...NOW!!!!!
I shouted back : NO-MA'AM F$#%# and &&^% and if don't like it you can...(you get the picture)!
The neighbors called 911
Nadsam
I finished work on the friday dinnertime, and went straight to the pub, got piossed, had bit of a party of friday night, while starting a few threads on here too......... On the Saturday I went to a witchfest in York and then for a meal, and spent all day in bed on sun to recover!
*sigh* you guys had a lot of fun, I see!!!
My weekend really doesn't compare. On Saturday morning I went to work out with my fellow Marine recruits, came back, ate (alone, no hot blonde wife...yet ), the Mormon missionaries came and invited me to hear one of their talks (it seems like they had their "General Conference" broadcast throughout the world from Salt Lake City... that was kinda boring... came home, slept.
Sunday, same routine except it wasn't a Mormon church...it was an Evangelical Christian church where people shouted for joy and sang to Jesus, which is pretty interesting and new to a brand-new ex-JW like moi.
*sigh* No hot blonde wife, no martini, the weather in Jersey still sucks, and I've had to work out just to keep up with my weight standards if I wanna ship out to Marine Corps Boot Camp next week. No Memorial for me. Don't feel like I missed much.
I had a date with a hot guy (husband) and another couple from this db (their hot for each other). We went to dinner and celebrated our freedom from the B'org it was the other couples first time missing the big M and they wanted to celebrate it in style.
So after a few pitchers of Stout we all got rowdy and as usual I was the one wearing the lamp shade and dancing on the table top, skanky bikerho that I am!
Good times with great people!
Kate
watched the emblems go by... isn't that what Jesus asked us to do? yes i believe he said, "keep LOOKING at these emblems in rememberance of me." what a sacrilidge to do something so half-assed... what's the point. other sheep or not, new system/ paradise or heaven... one or two callings... we had one command... and it didnt involve NOT eating the bread or drinking the wine.
NYB
