Why?
Celtic sighs harumphing as he does so.
If only.
If only more men were like women and some women were like men the world would be almost perfect. The added schenalligan though still in the recipe afterwards I'm sure would be women, though definitely not men, though in the minority would still cause hell for everyone else. You can take that as an inverted compliment. I could explain your puzzled look, raised eyebrow at this statement, but what is point? Twould only get me in even more trouble. If you really need to try the law of opposites in this regard, simply stick mirror to above and put your clothes on inside out, and surprisingly enough, twill all soon make complete, perfect sense.
I get the point, you didn't. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm .... daft trouts and balmpots, got to love them all.
Women. They're confusing me again. What the ruddy hec do I do? Tis most bothersome and troublesome, 'nough to send a man to drink.
I'm writing to about 5 of them at the moment, only I can't remember anymore what I've said to each. That in itself is anoying enough, but thats not the problem.
Hmmmmmm bother. Making mugs of tea is so much easier than making out with ladies.
Anyway, I digress, now bloomin hec, thats their fault, since writing about them, I've forgotten what I was going to say about them.
Please help me out with some potential reminders.
Post willy nilly below you bounders!!
Celty