The S.W.A.T. team

by simplesally 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    What does S.W.A.T. stand for? HMMMM. I can think of many things but I really might get deleted by Valis or ona if I did that!! So, I will be tame.

    Single Wild and Toasted.

    Last night was my Friday night and I had no one over here to party with me.......Sassy refused to walk and my daughter was asleep, so I couldn't go get her. I need some cyber party buddies!! This morning I was chatting with Arrowstar and it was fun! I just realized that I needed Mary Kay and since she sells it, I bought some. I told her that she and Cruznheart should have a combo party when you all have that Apostafest. Cruzn sells home decor stuff, pretty stuff!!

    Today is my Saturday! I am off..............that means if I want to drink beer during the day..........I CAN.

    So, if anybody has any party music in mind.......play it! I've got my cute SWAT outfit on and ready to go! I think that padded bras would be a better idea than padded vests. What do you think?

    Wanna be on the SWAT team??? Our mission could be to hmmmmm chase sober people? Teach people how to party? Be fine examples of an uber-party crowd? Whats our mission?

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I believe I must already be a member.. after all I am a party girl..

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    You're only ready for action if you have your padded bra on though. Sure you're ready???

    Now, I know a couple people that have to be 'grandmothered' in...........cuz they are happily married.......... but they probably have padded bras and are ready to drink and dance. You men will not have to wear padded bras as part of your uniform......... we can waive that for you!

    Oh........men should have padded wallets.......yes lotsa money!

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Padded? Me?

    and yes I am ready..

    (ps.. did you get my pm?)

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    I love patting bras..oh padded bras..sorry

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    lol.... patting.. lol.. padding..

    Well I haven't needed a padded bra for many many years.... so I guess we are in trouble here.. must not be able to be a member..

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Don't feel bad Sassy

    Well I haven't needed a padded bra for many many years

    I haven't either, I ended up giving all mine to Gumby. He wears them while he's jogging, something about getting black eyes without them.

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I would be happy to give my unpadded ones to Gumby too! I hate bras.. that is the first thing that comes off when I walk in the door after work!

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Any door in particular?

    What happened when you were in the door to door work?

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    LOL.. fortunately I didn't have the routine until I was LIBERATED from the WTS...

    and actually I meant my home door....

    or sometimes it comes off in my car when I am waiting at a stop light..

    it gets embarassing if I forget about it and stuff it in my purse.. then stop to buy something and open up my purse for the clerk to see it.. lol

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