JWs and marital intimacies. What is the current view???

by brojo 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Well blow me down!

    CZAR

  • Love_Truth
    Love_Truth

    Here's the latest deal:

    If you and your mate want to do anything in your bedroom, you may. However,

    Arbitrary non-scriptural rule #1:You may not discuss it or "promote it" by speaking about it to anyone.

    Arbitrary non-scriptural rule #2: You will be asked, when appplying to be a MS or Elder, if you engage in non-vaginal intercouse, and the right answer is "no". If you say yes, you have broken arbitrary non-scriptural rule #1.

    So, basically, it's a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff
    Arbitrary non-scriptural rule #2: You will be asked, when appplying to be a MS or Elder, if you engage in non-vaginal intercouse, and the right answer is "no". If you say yes, you have broken arbitrary non-scriptural rule #1.

    Get out!! Do they really ask that question when being asked to be a servant???

    The unlimited prying of the org......it really knows no limits.

    I am so glad to be mentally free of that whole scene.

  • Love_Truth
    Love_Truth

    That's their "polite" way of putting it. I, and many others, were asked much more bluntly.

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz
    That's their "polite" way of putting it

    Kinda like "Hiya Brother McNasty, have you poked your wife in the butt lately?" (best if said with a British accent)

  • Mac
    Mac

    * Ahem..sings *

    "Have tongue, will travel is the card of a man

    Though tight, I won't harm her...not a savage man

    Phalusman, Phalusman...where do you roam..."

    (God, I love those old westerns...pretty sure that one starred "Dick" Boone)

    "Say goodnight Dick".

    "Goodnight Dick".

    Sorry.......continue

    mac

  • aunthill
    aunthill

    I was baptized a few months before this pogrom program was instituted - but I knew enough to read "Song of Solomon." Talk about your original dirty book! I said then, and still maintain, when he was talking about her "thighs" it wasn't her "thighs" he was interested in, but what was between them! So I ignored their idiocy then, IMHO, they had no business sticking their collective nose in my bedroom.

    Obviously that was the first step toward being apostate.

    Aunthill

  • aunthill
    aunthill

    OMG, Mac. My mother loved Richard Boone ! I think the attraction was his big nose - you know what they say about men with big noses,,,, or is that big feet? My hubby has a big nose and big feet and a big.......Oh, well never mind.

    Aunthill

  • Mac
    Mac

    Sooo Auntie...

    Yer gonna show us yer pomegranates......right?

    mac

  • morty

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit