> Subject: Fw: For Women Over 40
>
>
> Andy Rooney says.... "As I grow in age, I value women who are
> over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
> An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night
to
> ask,
> "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
> If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit
> around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's
> usually something more interesting.
> An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who
> she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom.
> Few women past the age of 40 give a darn what you might think
about
> her or what she's doing.
> An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful
relationships"
> and "commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another
dopey,
> clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
> Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
> with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
> course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think
> they can get away with it.
> Over 40 women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
> know what it's like to be unappreciated.
> An over 40 woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
> women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even
> her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
> A woman over 40 woman couldn't care less if you're attracted to
> her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
> Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
> sins to an over 40 woman. They always know.
> An over 40 woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This
> is not true of younger women.
> Over 40 women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
> off, you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
> wonder where you stand with her.
> Yes, we praise over 40 women for a multitude of reasons.
> Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
> well-coiffed woman of 40 plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
> yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
>
> Ladies, I apologize.
> Andy Rooney