Finger Lickin' Condoms.. (page 3)

Speaking of condoms,thought i would share this little,um, sick thing that happened to me last week.Beware this is gross. I was on my computer and my 20yr. old son was in the living room eating when i heard him gagging,i asked what was wrong and after he caught his breath he answered ,you're dog just puked in the living room.I went to get rubber gloves and a bucket, went to the pile on the carpet and cleaned it ,thinking i was done i walked into the kitcken and found more.I bent down and grabbed the pile of puke and ,it was so long i am thinking what the hell is she been eating.Are you all ready,,i am looking at this thing and it ,no it can't be ,yes it is it is a used condom .I looked at my kid and said look what the dog found of your's , well he was very red faced and tried to tell me the dog was digging in his closet and all by her self opened the package ,unraveled it and filled it. I know my dog which is a Bloodhound is smart ,but i think that is just a little to talented. Thank god she threw it up, i can't even imagine taking her to the vet ,having her x-rayed and seeing a condom. Enjoy youre meals. KLS