OMG What happened? Have I been asleep THAT long???
I got up this morning and looked at my clock and there it was plane as day... Feb 9th, 2009. It can't be wrong... it's one of those clocks that sets itself to some atomic clock somewhere that is broadcasting the time.
What the hell happened??? Who won the last two elections??? Who won the Super Bowl????
Hey... wait a minute... why didn't anyone come checking on me after I was missing for so long???