Hillary and God

by CountryGuy 5 Replies latest social humour

  • CountryGuy
    CountryGuy

    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right." God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?" "I believe you're in my chair."

  • Pork Chop
    Pork Chop

    Words of Wisdom

  • think41self
    think41self

    Hehehe, a woman after my own heart!

    Tracy

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    Good one countryGuy. If I had that information I would have used it in my selection for Hillary in the post, who will be the next Pres.

    Guest 77

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    That is funny, and I don't think it is that far from the truth of what Hillary believes.

  • Narkissos
    Narkissos

    LOL!

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