Giving more than 100%

by no one 4 Replies latest social humour

  • no one
    no one

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.

    How about achieving 103% they ask.

    Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If the letters of the alphabet

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U W X Y Z
    were represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

    H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,
    K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    but,
    A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    however - -
    B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:
    A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

    Anyone care to supply the word or phrase that equals the magical 110%?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Brilliant -

  • UpAndAtom
    UpAndAtom

    LOL - that's classic.

  • Meg
    Meg

    I love it!!

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    i think watchtower = 110% .... i guess that i always go far because im' a good bullshitter, muhahaa

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