Dog Haikus

by SixofNine 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Dog Haikus

    I love my master;
    Thus I perfume myself with
    This long-rotten squirrel.

    ***
    I lie belly-up
    In the sunshine, happier than
    You ever will be.

    ***
    Today I sniffed
    Many dog behinds - I celebrate
    By kissing your face.

    ***
    I sound the alarm!
    Paper boy - come to kill us all.
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    ***
    I sound the alarm!
    Garbage man - come to kill us all.
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    ***
    How do I love thee?
    The ways are numberless as
    My hairs on the rug.

    ***
    My human is home!
    I am so ecstatic I
    have made a puddle.

    ***
    I hate my choke chain
    Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
    Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

    ***
    The cat is not all
    Bad - she fills the litter box
    With Tootsie Rolls.

    ***
    Dig under fence - why?
    Because it's there. Because it's
    There. Because it's there.

    ***
    I am your best friend,
    Now, always, and especially
    When you are eating.

  • Simon
    Simon

    LOL, those are great

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    Do some more. Please.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Brilliant!

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    ttt

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    I sound the alarm!
    Paper boy - come to kill us all.
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    ***
    I sound the alarm!
    Garbage man - come to kill us all.
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    Too funny!!!

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    6a9 those were funny.

    Here's one for my cairn terrier.

    I know few words My human says bath I make a puddle

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Bravo!

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Fantastic!!!

    Nina

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Well Pigs in a polka!

    That was better than finding Your Inner Tweety.

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