"That's a great laugh. You mean like the two guys I saw last week sitting by their literature carts on a stretch of sidewalk where nobody was walking?!"
I haven't seen the literature trolley in my town for a while. Not that I'm there often enough to coincide with them. Sometimes they're there. Sometimes not. The last time I saw them was two ladies set up on a table in the paved section of the main street. (Strategically placed near cafes and a bakery, I might add.) As I was glancing at them, one looked in my direction and looked a bit nervous. I think she was frightened by the thought that someone might actually come over and chat with them.
So, despair not, GB!: the trolley witnesses have got your back!