No way in hell.A bunch of drunken apostates. Drinking, running around naked, swimming in pudding, Jell-O shots.
A hypnotist making people eat onions, bark like dogs and do a strip tease simply to amuse the savage lust of the drunken onlookers. No way.
Are you going to have potato chips? I like potato chips.
Dave, it's too bad you wont be there,
I was going to dress up as Babylon the Great