Anyone got a good joke?

by hippikon 6 Replies latest social humour

  • hippikon
  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Twisted! LOL

  • hippikon
  • smurfy
    smurfy

    OMG!!! LOL

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    Hippi,

    Best femenine make-up

    Get your men drunk. (Make sure you are alone with him, though. All women will look good to him.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    an old one -- what is the difference between a penis and a bonus?

    Your wife will ALWAYS blow your bonus

  • Valis
    Valis

    Well, it was XMAS time and all was not well. The elves got messed up on eggnog so the toys weren't ready , the reindeer had diarreah and wouldn't fly, Mrs. Claus had burned the cookies, Frosty accidentally poured rum all over himself and had to be stuck in the freezer,....Santa was just about ready to call it quits when the Christmas angel asked Santa what to do about the xmas tree.....Santa looked at her and replied..."you can stick it up your a$$ that's what! " And so she did!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

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