California Earthquake usher's in Armageddon!!!

by FreeWilly 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Nothing like a disaster to get a JW?s juices going!

    They tend to get depressed when everything is going well.

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    haha Elsewhere said "juices"

  • onintwo
    onintwo

    Free! That was a great post, nice writing style. Looking forward to the next bit of wit.

    Oh, and another thing. Did you ever notice that if a natural disaster just misses a KH, it "shows you how God can protect his own", but if it happens to demolish one, the rationale always goes, "just goes to prove the Bible true, "time and unforeseen occurences befall us all", blah, blah, blah. What a crock!

    Just shows to go ya, they can turn anything around!

    Onintwo

  • patio34
    patio34

    Brilliant!!

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    I hear after the California earthquake, George Bush added God to his "axis of evil" list.

    Will

  • FreeWilly
    FreeWilly

    Hey thanks everyone!! I crack myself up too.

    Yeah I've listened to all of the doomsday speculations from my folks. I think the first 'scare' was the Gulf war, then Kosovo, Then Gulf war part duex. Any time a political figure mentione the word 'Peace' along with 'security' there was always a bit of excitement.

    You'd think they'd figure the whole sham out by now. What a wacky mindset eh? Glad to be out.

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    I think this should become a weekly feature.

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    *laughs so hard diet coke shoots out her nose*

    Hee hee hee!

    This one is going on my list of all time favorite threads...good stuff man!! Thanks for posting it!

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