what Adam did on Christmas Eve.
I wonder
by Surreptitious 13 Replies latest jw friends
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xenawarrior
he pondered what would come
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U.2.K. Tha Greate$t
christmas was not around in the beginning of time. christmas started way after chirst left the earth., christmas is the devils work and it's base on lies and ignorance.
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seattleniceguy
Slaughtered a chicken and sacrificed it to the great snake-god while cutting himself ritualistically and dancing around the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad, which of course is what is represented by the Christmas tree.
I thought everyone knew that.
SNG
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seattleniceguy
christmas started way after chirst left the earth
What! You expect me to believe that people didn't celebrate Christmas until after Christ left the earth? I think you need to read your Bible, buddy. Look it up, it's in Santa 3:16.
And on the 25th day of the moon Decembri, you must take for yourself one clean tree and mount upon it a five-pointed star of unleavened bread. The man who does not observe this Festival of Meshia [Latin: Christmas] must be cut off from among the people. You must clear out what is bad from among yourselves. I am Jehovah.
Hope that clears things up.
SNG
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LyinEyes
Eve was hanging Christmas Ornaments,,,,,,,she was caught red handed hanging a beautiful round red one in the Tree of Life and got busted. I guess "Jehovah" must have thought she was trying to eat the forbidden fruit or sumpin'.....go figure. See it was all a big , big misunderstanding.
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GentlyFeral
LyinEyes, I really, really like your version. There may be a children's book in it someday. If I ever get around to writing it I'll be sure to list you as co-author, OK?
GentlyFeral
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LyinEyes
LOL, thanks and remember to send me some royalties ok?
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morty
Had some homemade wine from the nector fruit of the gods...(you pick which fruit)....
Had a few and went to bed in a deep comma....Back then, you did not have to worry about drinking and driving either...
just my 2 cents...
Merry Christmas to all...
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Aztec
what Adam did on Christmas Eve.
On her or with her? If you really mean 'on' her I'm afraid to hear what your twisted little mind has to say Syrup.
~Aztec
