So Gadget......I take it you've tried it and liked it eh? Santa is PROOF, that women really do like older men!
Gumby
Your favorite holiday song?
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Xena
The Twelve Days of Microsoft
by Gil Glass
[To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"]On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: - Windows95 for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows95 for my PC
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows95 for my PC
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows95 for my PC
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 6 ints conflictin'
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 7 files missin'
- 6 inits conflictin'
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:>>
- 8 Megs overflowin'
- 7 files missin'
- 6 inits conflictin'
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 9 apps a crashin'
- 8 Megs overflowin'
- 7 files missin'
- 6 inits conflictin'
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 10 modes not supported
- 9 apps a crashin'
- 8 Megs overflowin'
- 7 files missin'
- 6 inits conflictin'
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 11 instructions faulty
- 10 modes not supported
- 9 apps a crashin'
- 8 Megs overflowin'
- 7 files missin'
- 6 inits conflictin'
- 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs
- and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- 12 sound cards silent
- 11 instructions faulty
- 10 modes not supported
- 9 apps a crashin'
- 8 Megs overflowin'
- 7 files missin'
- 6 inits conflictin'
- 5 eighty six
- 4 sectors bad
- 3 ports not responding
- 2 GPFs and
- Windows 95 for my PC
And now, the long awaited follow-up:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- A Macintosh instead of a PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
- ...hey, wait a minute, this thing works!
Ricardo "Ricky" Landrau
I am still looking for Bob and Doug MacKenzies version....
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shamus
From South Park....
"Merry F**cking Christmas...."
Sung by Mr. Garrison.
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Xena
I take it you've tried it and liked it eh? Santa is PROOF, that women really do like older men
well older men with the ability to give them whatever they want anyways
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Mulan
My cell phone plays Jingle Bell Rock.
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Gadget
On the first day of Christmas,
When I brought home my tree,
My 12 cats were laughing at me.
On the second day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the third day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
And my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands and,
My 12 cats laughing at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I looked at my poor tree,
12 cats a-climbing,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 shredded gifts,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
and my 12 cats laughing at me! -
seattleniceguy
I'm still getting used to not having to switch immediately to "Life Without End At Last" whenever a Christmas song pops into my head :)
(That was my strategy from about the age of 7, and let me tell you, years of implementing it have left me with an absolute hatred for that song )
SNG
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blondie
Sleigh Ride by deFarkel
http://www.bizwebgroup.com/lp/da_farkel.htm
and by John Lennon
Happy Christmas (War is Over)
- John Lennon
So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
{Refrain}
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
{Refrain}
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
{Refrain}
War is over over
If you want it
War is over
Now...And
Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
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seattleniceguy
My favorite holiday song has got to be Greensleeves. I know, technically, it's a political song, but they always play it at Christmas.
Man, what a great song!
SNG
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Gopher
Blondie,
Nice choices! I like John Lennon's ode to the x-mas season better than McCartney's cloying "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime". And as for Feliz Navidad...you know that Feliciano sold that song out to Taco John's, to advertise their "Nachos Navidad" seasonal offering? D'oh !!
Seattleniceguy, all I can say is --
Can you see, in your mind's eye
People living together?
Sorrow has passed peace at last
Life without tears and pain.
[WT society drumming that song into follower's heads so that they get false hopes !! ]