"I pledge allegiance to the Flag , or whatever style of symbol, decorative cloth, statue, photograph, icon, or something used that we collectively recognize as our national banner, or choose not to recognize and/or mutually accept;
?... Of the United States of America or whatever we might legally name ourselves from time to time, provided such a name does not offend anyone, provoke the American Indians, however we may define a native Americans, or infringe on European copyrights and other legal claims to have first thought of and/or used the name ?America,? for which could lead to profits that should have been theirs first;
?... And to the Republic , Democracy, Parliamentary system, Communistic Utopia, Socialistic Nirvana or whatever kind of State or National Government we might mutually choose to have from time to time;
?... For which it stands or we might stand, whatever that is; and whatever it is that I and/or we believe or do not believe in accordance with our individual and collective right to believe or not to believe in anything or nothing at all;
?... One Nation , or whatever type of corporate or social entity we may choose to have from time to time in accordance with whatever collective consensus we may or may not have in place with respect to some type of collective legal entity;
?... Under God or something, be it a god or no god, whomever she/he/it might be or not be, but some kind of force or higher power, however we individually interpret that high power as we personally, and/or individually, and/or collectively understand such a higher power;
?... Indivisible or divisible however we choose to define unity or division, as we may from time to time decide to work together as a team or choose to debate, scorn, and ridicule one another in accordance with politically correct speech;
?... With liberty , or some variation thereof, in accordance with our mutual consent, and how we personally and/or mutually agree to define liberty or freedom, as may be guaranteed or not guaranteed in our Constitution from time to time, or whatever binding document or written mutual national agreement we may or may not enter into;
?... And justice, however that my be defined to mean to each person or by majority vote, and how justice might be determined according to the consent of those who preside over our courts, however we may from time to time define and construe what constitutes a court of law, justice, and/or equity;
?... For all, whatever "all" might mean, be it "all people" in this legal entity, or "all people who pass through as visitors," and/or including all "animals" and or including all "plants", however we determine what we might agree from time to time is a sentient or not sentient species that may or may not deserve equal or unequal rights."
I affirm this Pledge with my sacred honor and oath, or lack thereof, however we may define honor and oaths from time to time with my salute or signature, or branding iron, rubber stamp, or ?X? or other means that may suggest that I have possibly read and may have approved this pledge and may or may not agree to comply with the terms and conditions therein.?
Amazingly Legalistic