French Vanilla Morning

by Robdar 49 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Robdar
    Robdar
    Damn Robin, Thats some good stuff!

    Thunder, you know how much I have enjoyed your writing so, your compliment means a lot to me. Thank you.

    Excellent poem, and this is coming from an English major.

    Oxnard Hamster, I have often wondered if my poems would hold up under the scrutiny of an English major. Thank you kindly.

    Excellent !!!

    ((((Searcher)))), Thank you very much.

    Robyn

  • eisenstein
    eisenstein

    Beautiful!!! Robyn,

    That is lovely,

    I didn't know you wrote!!!

    Thank you for adding some class to my day!

    eisenstein

    edited because I knew Robdar's name didn't look right

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Einsenstein

    It's good to hear from you. Are you doing well?

    Love,

    R

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface



    Yeah beautiful, sweet, sexy, poem (((ROBBYN))) just like you !

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Ah, my sexy, French, Baby Face

    Give up Yeru and run away with me, sweetest one!

    Robyn

  • Athanasius
    Athanasius

    Excellent Robyn. A beautiful poem by a beautiful woman.

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider
    Thunder, you know how much I have enjoyed your writing



    Damn, Robyn I didn't know you had read any of my stuff.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Chocolate Salty Balls South Park - Chef

    Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
    Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
    Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
    Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
    Say everybody have you seen my balls?
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth!
    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
    they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
    So suck on My balls!

    Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
    Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
    Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
    Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
    Say everybody have you seen my balls?
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick Pick me up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth...
    Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
    they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
    Suck on My balls!

    [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
    Smells like something burning
    Well, that don't confront me none
    As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
    Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
    Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
    Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

    Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
    Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
    Get some water, pour some water on me!
    My Balls are burning!
    Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
    Put em out baby, Blow em!
    Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
    Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
    Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
    Suck on my balls...

  • Robdar
    Robdar
    Damn, Robyn I didn't know you had read any of my stuff

    TR, yes, I have. I was one of the people who reveiwed "Thunder Rider's Burden". I liked it.

    Excellent Robyn. A beautiful poem by a beautiful woman.

    Athan That is a nice compliment coming from another person who's writing I admire. Are you finished with that short story yet? Elsewhere, I don't know whether to be insulted or complimented that my poem caused you to think of your salty balls. Rob

  • BeelzeDub
    BeelzeDub

    Wow! That was really good.

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