"Of course you can touch my breast!"
"How do I dial 9-1-1? I need to get out of this place!!"
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"Of course you can touch my breast!"
"How do I dial 9-1-1? I need to get out of this place!!"
"See, it says so right on my name tag...Annointed Class"
"Yeah, whatever you say...here, I'll do ya a favor...let me call someone who gives a damn!"
This "Super Mario Moreno Dub Man" game sure is lame!"
"No, I brought the ricin - YOU were supposed to bring the sarin"
Dang! No matter what button I push, I can't turn off that speaker's microphone!
Still 1 hour 16 minutes 17 seconds left for the end of the meeting.
Naughty JW Kid W/ Cell Phone
Text message...
Kid: Hey baby..
Hot Sister: Who is this?
Kid: I'm staring right at you?
Hot Sister: Shouldn't you be listening to the meeting?
Kid: I'd rather stare at you...
Hot Sister: Where are you sitting?
Kid: Right behind you!
"Yes, my name tag says Wilbur...... but my drag name is Betty Ann."
"Wow! I've never talked to a ship at sea on Mommy's cell phone before!"