International Convention Japan: Caption Time!

by Scully 8 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Scully
    Scully

    "Of course you can touch my breast!"

    "How do I dial 9-1-1? I need to get out of this place!!"

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    "See, it says so right on my name tag...Annointed Class"

    "Yeah, whatever you say...here, I'll do ya a favor...let me call someone who gives a damn!"

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    This "Super Mario Moreno Dub Man" game sure is lame!"

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    "No, I brought the ricin - YOU were supposed to bring the sarin"

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Dang! No matter what button I push, I can't turn off that speaker's microphone!

  • JH
    JH

    Still 1 hour 16 minutes 17 seconds left for the end of the meeting.

  • Valis
    Valis

    Naughty JW Kid W/ Cell Phone

    Text message...

    Kid: Hey baby..

    Hot Sister: Who is this?

    Kid: I'm staring right at you?

    Hot Sister: Shouldn't you be listening to the meeting?

    Kid: I'd rather stare at you...

    Hot Sister: Where are you sitting?

    Kid: Right behind you!

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim

    "Yes, my name tag says Wilbur...... but my drag name is Betty Ann."

    "Wow! I've never talked to a ship at sea on Mommy's cell phone before!"

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    ooOOOO (must text jessica, oh she loves kitty) Fred

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