Very funny and a damning expose of the ridiculousness at conventions!
1. They are cash cows for WTC
2. They are saturated with canned statements and disingenuous expressions of affection
3. Control is the real theme as every moment is an opportunity to dominate the sheep
4. Children are their burden - a necessary evil for the religion to survive
5. No one remembers anything because nothing is worth remembering!
I recall the seeing a family turned away at the door for arriving without a name badge. They had received an invitation and wanted to see what it was all about so they traveled across town to attend. The attendants did not recall the invitation campaign since they had not participated. They felt empowered to deny access.
It is unlikely that JWs will continue to travel long distances, pay for overnight accomodations, and be talked down to like they are children. I think the numbers will continue to plummet as the beatings intensify.