Real Book titles

punkofnice

I wonder if real book titles should be entitled according to our opinions?
EG.
Plato's Republic
I'd call it: Some geezer in a toga mincing around a pond talking idealistic nonsense

Kafka - Metamorphosis
Some lazy kid in bed playing at beeltles
neat blue dog

Knowledge that Leads to Eternal Life
Misinformation that Leads to a Wasted Life
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What Does the Bible Really Teach?
What Does the Bible Teach According to Some Men in New York that will Inevitably Change Multiple Times During Your Life?
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How to Have a Happy Family
How to Appear to Have a Happy Family While Fighting Nagging Doubts and Depression
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My Book of Bible Stories
My Book of Horror Stories
slimboyfat

How to Avoid Huge Ships
https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336
I can’t improve on that book title!
smiddy3

Prophecy (1929)
"Don`t look to us as we have no Idea"
punkofnice

Babylon the Great has Fallen (God's kingdom Rules)
A big red book with the ramblings of a pseudo-Christian nutter
smiddy3

Babylon The Great Has Fallen (God`s Kingdom Rules )
Only in The Jehovah`s Witness`es Imagination.
smiddy3

"Let God Be True"
Because we sure aint !
punkofnice

Your Youth. Getting the best out of it.
Do lots of door knocking and don't masturbate