We can make Jehovah happy!
Light travels at 186,000 miles per second and it would take light 25,000,000,000 years to travel across the visible universe.
With that in mind, the Borg tells us that we can make Jehovah happy or sad by the things that we say or do. I think that YHWH has bigger fish to fry.
So God watches and listens to everyone on earth so that He knows what emotions to feel.
The Borg acts like they are the center of the universe and so do most Jdubs. They are just a three ring clown circus.
If one reads the bible it appear would Jehovah wants his loyal faithful followers to stay away from false Prophets like the commercialized false Prophets of the Watchtower Corporation.
Yeah, makes no sense unless jehovah the great has a borderline personality with deep seated abandonment issues and JWs are his narcissist followers believing they're so special because they can make him happy or sad depending on their thoughts, feelings, actions and inactions.
Religion relies on this type of magical thinking to control people and survive.
What is that number ( assuming a billion is a thousand million). Is it 25 gazillion light years?!!
It's so absurd 7 little apes, the 7 most dominant apes in a gang , living a measly 90 years think they are the conduit for the first cause - the unmoved mover. They think a giant ape that thinks just like them but is super powerful is going to come out of the sky and throw sticks and destroy the other ape gangs, so they can live under all the best giant banana trees.
Pppfff....A worm is more useful and important to the Earth and universe.
And he needs your money
The more money he gets the happier he is.
If Jehovah ever went to a psychiatrist, the advice he would be given is that it isn't anyone else's job to make Him happy, He has to make the choice to be happy regardless of others around Him.
You make that thing happy by doing things that spread damnation and enslavement to the whole human race and enable that thing to infest other civilizations. This supplies energy to joke-hova, which makes it happy. It is also not deserved.