God's Big Hat

by nilfun 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    There was a god who knew how men and women love to believe things to be true
    and make clubs and religions and political systems with the people who agree
    with them. They just love to make something out of nothing and then write its
    name on a big banner and march down the street waving it and yelling and screaming,
    only to have people who believe the opposite come toward them with their banner,
    yelling and screaming...

    This god decided to try to prove a point about the human condition so that people
    might, in seeing the absurdity of it, have a good laugh.

    He constructed a big hat divided right down the middle, the left side of which was
    brilliant blue and the right side flaming red. Then he went to a place where many
    people were working in the fields on the left side of a road and many other people
    were working in the fields on the right side of the road.

    There the god manifested in all his glory; no one could miss him. Big and radiant,
    wearing his hat, he walked straight down the road. All the people on the right side
    of the road dropped their hoes and looked up at this god; all the people on the left
    side of the road did the same. Everybody was amazed. Then he disappeared.

    Everyone shouted, "We saw God! We saw God!"

    They were all full of joy, until someone on the left said, "There he was in all his
    radiance and in his red hat!" And people on the right said, "No, he had on a blue hat."
    This disagreement escalated until the people built walls and began to throw stones at
    each other.

    Then the god appeared again. This time he walked in the other direction and then
    disappeared. Now all the people looked at each other and the ones on the right said,
    "Ah, you were right, he did have on a red hat. We're sorry, we just saw incorrectly.
    You were right and we were wrong." The ones on the other side said, "No, no. You were
    right. We were wrong." At this point they didn't know whether to fight or to make friends.
    Most of them were completely puzzled by the situation.

    Then the god appeared again.

    This time he stood in the middle and he turned to the left and then he turned to the
    right, and everyone started to laugh.

    Pema Chodron - The Wisdom of No Escape

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Yeah, God. He's a hoot.

    I especially like the one where he let all those kids die in the holocaust.

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    I curse Godwin and his bleedin' law!

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Cool.

    Nilfun: brilliant and underrated.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    shoot Tex, her ratings are thru the roof.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    lol about Godwin's law. I think we need a "Godjah's law", stating that "as an ex-jw discussion group grows larger, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler or the Governing Body approaches one."

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    NILFUN RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON
    Nielson Adjusts Ratings After Massive Protest

    15 minutes of fame has been extended indefinately. Film at 11.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    God's hat may be pretty colours, but it ain't nowhere as big as mine....

    Pope

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    must...resist...urge...to...quote...Sally...Field...

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    God created sex.

    Think about it.

    He MUST have a sense of humor.

    Thank you for the story, nilfun.

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