Weeding out the Taliban

by calamityjane 8 Replies latest social humour

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

    > Mark Your Calendar
    >
    > We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
    > than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
    > Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American and Canadian women are asked
    > to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
    > neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
    > for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
    > chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to
    > demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their
    > wife and to show support for all American and Canadian women. And since
    > the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
    > is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American and Canadian
    > Governments appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
    > your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
    >
    > God bless America and Canada!
    >
    > IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
    >
    >

  • bebu
    bebu

    You go first, Jane...

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    sounds good to me -- I sahll enjoy watching all those nude women -- I shall enjoy even more watching those grubby little terrosist Taliban committing suicide

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    RATS. Kickoff for the Apple Cup is at 3:30. Can I just peek out the window once in a while?

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    Hmm we are going to be at a writere's retreat. So walking around in the boonies isn't going to accomplish anything.......hmmm could I do this Monday do you think?

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    I'll be showing my support, I just need to head out and pick up some beer for it, and a film for my camera.

  • Faraon
    Faraon
    A Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does,

    If they look anything like my ex-mother-in-law I don't blame them

    I would volunteer her for the task, but there would be no man alive, including those not Taliban.

  • smack
    smack

    I've seen my MIL naked........ bitch needs ironing.

    Steve

    Tasmanian Overbeer

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