It's pretty shocking stuff...read it for yourself...
Conversation: 20/2/2000
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> hi syn
SYN> lo teddy!
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> i told you not call me teddy you
SYN> k
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> so listen up
SYN> Yeah?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> someone from the rank and file sent me your im address thingie
SYN> Yes, it seems they did...
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> you know that's not right all those posts on jwd now don't you worry jehovah is going to kill you at armageddon
SYN> Not particularly, no...
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> he will visit upon you indentations of the flesh and many parakeets
SYN> Like I said, I'm not losing much sleep because of the possibility, big guy.
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> oh really well let me tell you something you little squirt one day i will disfellowship your ass pronto if you don't take it down!!!!!!!!!1111111111
SYN> Oh really? You'll have a tough time - I haven't gone near a Kingdom Hall for ages.
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> nonetheless i will visit upon you the elders body letter of doom
SYN> I've never heard of that
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> thats cause you an apostate
SYN> This conversation can serve no further useful purpose. Goodbye, Teddy.
Conversation: 22/2/2000
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> hi syn
SYN> I thought I banned you from my buddy list?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> i am laughing in an evil way but not too evil as you see i am holy and the other 8 guys are also
SYN> Oh really?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> yes jehovah said we are holy the annointed class
SYN> Oh, I see. He must've whispered that into your ear, am I correct?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> no it was an angel that did it you dumbass i dont know why i talk to you like this sometimes
SYN> Maybe it's because you're a deranged psychopath?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> no im not like an apostate like you are
SYN> Quite.
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> no i am better than you because i am the chief of the governing body and i can disfellowship you without even breathing hard
SYN> I bet you don't do much hard breathing these days, old timer...
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> hey no need for sarcasm listen i wanted to ask you something
SYN> What?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> well this weekend at paterson we having a bbq thats barbeque for you english croutons
SYN> And that affects me how? And BTW, I'm South African, not English.
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> well um i was thinking maybe we could fly you over we have this private plane you know it broke in alaska but the brothers fixed it up again
SYN> You want me to fly over to the States for a Governing Body barbeque? You must be joking!
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> no really itll be nice we can have some of that nice red wine we get from the california branch and watch the sunset together
SYN> The SUNSET?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> i thought it would be cool you know just you and me together
SYN> I don't think I understand
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> its simple doofus just come to paterson ill explain everything i have a present for you
SYN> Sigh...goodbye, teddy.
Conversation: 24/2/2000
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> hi syn
SYN> Oh no, not you again!
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> why are you so atnogitistical with me all the time these days
SYN> Perhaps it's because you're a royal ponce?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> no im really a nice guy once you get to know me just like agent smith from the matrix my favourite movie ever
SYN> Isn't that sort of viewing banned for Governing Body Members?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> well we have to see it in order to censor it doofus how else can we tell the sheep what not to look at???????????????///////
SYN> Oh, that makes a whole lot of sense to me.
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> so listen i was thinking maybe we could fly you over for a nice fishing expedition in canada or alaska
SYN> Oh no, not this again...
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> itd be awesome haha i sound like a teenager well you make me feel like a teenager SYN
SYN> *groan*
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> it would be just the two of us you me and a tin of caviar as well as a small packet of watchtowers to keep the boat balanced as well be all scrunched up together on the one side of it like peas in a pod
SYN> Look, I wouldn't feel comfortable unless there were other people there. Like maybe JR Brown and some other people.
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> dont you want to be alone with me SYN
SYN> Not particularly, no
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> that really breaks my heart
SYN> It does?
GBMemberPrimeTedJ> yes i was thinking a romantic candlelit dinner except not on the boat because of mosquitoes and crocodiles
SYN> Whatever, dude!