Fudging The Numbers JW Style

by pale.emperor 14 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    you're now able to count family worship - No, you are not

    WELL MANY ARE, IN MY CONGREGATION AT LEAST

    etc etc - What is "etc. etc."? - are you suggesting dogs?

    ETC IS AN ABBREVIATION FOR "ET CETERA", APOLOGIES FOR THE CONFUSION. IT'S EASIER TO TYPE ETC ETC RATHER THAN GIVING A COMPLETE LIST OF EXAMPLES.

  • dozy
    dozy

    I used to be the congregation secretary and you see at first hand how most of the reports are made up.

    One one occasion I was away giving a talk at the end of the month & asked a fellow elder to empty the reports box at the end of a Sunday meeting & give it to me. He mislaid the envelope he put the reports in so I had to phone around all the publishers (approx 30 ) who had put their slips in. Half way through the next month he found the envelope & gave it to me - I then cross checked the reports with the phone calls , just out of interest. 25 were different - notably most "phoned" reports had higher figures.

  • LV101
    LV101

    pale.emperor your topic and comments from posters is making me laugh -- thanks! Comedic value -- too bad all the JWs in the world can't enjoy the show.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    etc etc - What is "etc. etc."? - are you suggesting dogs?......TheOldHippie

    JW`s would be happy to count hours preaching to their dogs..

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    IT WOULDN`T SURPRISE ME,IF SOME DO..
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  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    JW`s would be happy to count hours preaching to their dogs..

    IT WOULDN`T SURPRISE ME,IF SOME DO..

    And why shouldn't they?? After all, God is Dog spelled backwards

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