Riding a Dead Horse

by happyout 3 Replies latest social humour

  • happyout
    happyout

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
    generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead
    horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

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    However, in government/ corporate environments, more advanced
    strategies are often employed, such as:
    1. Buying a stronger whip.
    2. Changing riders.
    3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
    4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses.
    5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
    6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
    7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
    8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
    9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance
    10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance
    11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carried lower overhead, and therefore
    contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
    12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

    And of course my favorite...........

    13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

    Happyout (giggling)

  • Simon
    Simon

    he he ... I work for that company !!

  • happyout
    happyout

    me, too

    and apparently, both of our companies learned from the American government

  • heathen
    heathen

    LMAO . That explains alot .

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