yep, it's my 1,000th post. I guess that makes me a Jedi upon my NEXT post. I had a speech prepared... but oh well...
I'd just like to thank my parents for giving me this computer, Crazy Mocha Coffee company for letting me borrow their network card for months at a stretch, UPMC for giving me a job with night shift access to the Internet, and my wife for keeping me alive for almost two years now.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, all of you. Although most of my friends on this board have vanished with the course of time, things being what they are, please know that I enjoy all of your posts except for the ones that start, "Well, I'm going back to the Kingdom Hall" or "Simon is deleting me!" or "Bush sucks!" (ah, screw you hippies! )
Having grown spiritually, I'd like to petition the company for more flirtatious and sexually charged threads. I need more opportunities to show off my "talents" for inappropriate humor.
Hard to believe, I've been ignored for 1000 posts now. Praise the Lord!
CZAR