Start a rumor about the WTS? The truth about them is bad enough!!!
Walter
If You Could Start A Rumour About The Witnesses, What Would It Be???
by minimus 50 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
2034 is the end.
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Gopher
My rumor is that the "Questions from Readers" column in the Watchtower is to be replaced by a new column called "Questions from Minimus".
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Country Girl
HAHAHHA Gopher! And "Young People Ask" will be replaced with "What A Mini-Minimus Would Ask"
CG
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FlyingHighNow
A new young Bethelite accidently stumbled into a meeting of the governing body just as they were VOTING on a matter of delicate nature. The Old Gray Men are so absorbed by this titillating subject that do not notice the intruder.
The boy speaks to one friend, who speaks to a friend, who speaks to a friend until it spreads through Bethel like wildfire, in whispered tones of course, that the Governing Body is not inspired but in deed votes on ALL of their policies.
Pretty soon Bethelites take it to their congs. and eventually it spreads all over the world.Ted Koppel, Oprah and Montel do shows featuring Bethelites with distorted voices and blurred faces to protect their identity. Thousands flock to Bethel and branches all over the Earth demanding an explanation. The Bethels are evacuated under police supervision with help from the National Guard. Then the Bethel buildings are dismantled brick by brick just as the Berlin Wall was by the rank and file and those hurt by the WTBTS.
Hey, supposedly one lie was supposed to have started all of the misery on Earth today. In the words of the immortal Love Goddess herself, Judy Tunuta. " It could happen!"
Heather
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Soledad
that blood tranfusions are ok.
well hey, they changed their minds on organ transplants and vaccines didn't they?
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minimus
Soledad----they are ok. Whole blood is forbidden but most blood components are up to you.
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Mysterious
Minimus they (and the no blood cards they all sign) still forbid the main components of blood (red cells, white cells, plasma, platlets) they just "leave it up to your conscience" on fractions of those components.
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minimus
Mysterious----Don'y you get it?? I'm trying to start a rumour.
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Singing Man
The rumour would be that it is nnow Ok to vote and hold office. Think of all the spicy WT articals there would be.