Only about a month 'till Return of the King!

by Adam 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Adam
    Adam

    Dunno how many of you are hard core Lord of the Rings fans, but I am so looking forward to seeing this movie. Personally I can't wait to see the Paths of the Dead. Any particular part you are especially impatient to see on the big screen?

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    Found this (partially quoted) article in the UK Guardian while searching Lord of the Rings online:

    It was the same with The Phantom Menace - I had no choice. When part of your childhood is playing down the road on a big screen with surround sound and popcorn, there's no escape. But as the wonder of discovering that there was more to New Zealand than sheep wore off, something began to worry me.

    Maybe it was the way that all the baddies were dressed in black, or maybe it was the way that the fighting uruk-hai had dreadlocks, but I began to suspect that there was something rotten in the state of Middle Earth.

    Perhaps Dubya's war on terror is making me a bit uneasy, or maybe it's just good old-fashioned Guardian-reading imperial guilt, but there was something about watching a bunch of pale faces setting off into the east to hack some guys with dark faces into little bits that made me feel a little queasy.

    We also get a sneak preview of the army that's going to be representing the forces of darkness in part three. Guess what: "Dark faces... black eyes and long black hair, and gold rings in their ears... very cruel wicked men they look". They come from the east and the south. They wield scimitars and ride elephants.

    Perhaps I'd better come right out and say it. The Lord of the Rings is racist. It is soaked in the logic that race determines behaviour. Orcs are bred to be bad, they have no choice. The evil wizard Saruman even tells us that they are screwed-up elves. Elves made bad by a kind of devilish genetic modification programme. They deserve no mercy.

    Will someone tell me where they grow these people so I can lobby to have the crop plowed under and the field seeded with DDT? I swear, people can read racism and intollerance into ANYTHING. I even heard that some hypersensitive group of people with nothing better to do than bitch-n-moan were protesting Matrix: Reloaded because they say it promotes a negative image of albinos. Here?s the email address of the putz that wrote the above article if you wanna give him a piece of your mind.

    email: [email protected]

  • luna
    luna

    Personally, can't WAIT!

    Love these movies! YAY for December!

    Luna

  • City Fan
    City Fan

    Hi Adam,

    Can't wait to watch the Return of the King either. The Two Towers was the first film I'd seen TWICE at the cinema since Raiders of the Lost Ark 20-odd years ago!!

    There are plenty of other prats like the guy you quote from the guardian who make a living out of political correctness.

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    I agree. The books are classics, and the movie does them justice. It could very well be the best series of movies ever made.

    As for the racist concepts - pure drivel. You can imagine anything you want.

    Besides, it's not racism that is running below the surface of the stories - it is the homosexual subtext. I mean, in the books, Frodo and Sam are always sleeping together, holding hands, kissing, you name it. Marraiges between men and women are mentioned casually in passing, but it focuses in clearly on the male/male relationships. Old JRR married an older woman, and was obviously latent gay. Sure, the movie tries to cover it up, but that's just hollywood.

    Those small minded writers at the Guardian should give it up.

  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    And after that, Peter Jackson tackles a remake of a classic.

    KING KONG!

    And, it's going to be done as a period piece, a la, "The Mummy" or "Raiders". None of this Dino de Laurentis "when my Konk die, people gonna cry!", disco seventies, petroleum tanker crapola!

  • gaiagirl
    gaiagirl

    The first two films in the series have been so beautifully conceived and woven that I am very eagerly looking forward to the third.

    gaiagirl

  • sens
    sens

    lmao @ blaid...xx

    I want to see the 3rd one...but after the two towers I was left a little bored...esc. with those stupid talking tree's but I gotta say some of the guys were dead hot.

  • Piph
    Piph

    Oh yes....I am very excited.

  • Lutece
    Lutece

    I can't wait! I can't wait!

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