How can a dead chicken atone for your sins?

by Fisherman 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • _Morpheus

    Ive been known to choke a chicken

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    Speaking about chickens I was told by a very knowledgeable JW, "KFC serve mutant chicken breast, they serve meat from mutant eight legged chickens".

  • steve2

    How can a dead chicken atone for your sins?

    With great difficulty.

  • sparrowdown

    One word springs to mind : salmonella!

    Ok, two words : bizarre.

  • NewYork44M

    This thread is making me hungry. Do you have any good chicken recipes?

  • sparky1

    "Take my word for it chicken, this atonement-sacrifice business is a dead end gig. They only wind up 'eating your flesh and drinking your blood' once a year. The rest of the year, those Jehovah's Witnesses won't even admit that you exist!"

  • steve2

    I worship upon the altar of KFC.

  • Finkelstein

    Who could possibly eat a chicken full of sin?

    Religion isn't suspend to be full of logical rational sense.

    Why ? Because its was inherently born out of human ignorance

    Its supposed to strike up emotions and perhaps make people react upon those emotions.

  • TD

    That's pretty far down on the list of things I would ask God.

    (Assuming of course that he exists and that he would talk to the likes of me...)

  • Fisherman

    Another chicken vid.

    In theory, if sins can be transferred to a chicken, shouldn't anyone eating such a chicken, in doing so, have the sins transferred to the person eating the chicken?

    It is interesting that this is a ritual and not a sacrifice and animals that were used for korban back in the Temple cannot be used, only a "clean"animal that was not used in the a Temple for sacrifice. They say that a fish would do the trick but according to Judaism fishes don't have souls so... Thanksgiving, you are next.

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