Apostates exposed...

by TheApostateAK 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • TheApostateAK
    TheApostateAK

    This email was intercepted last Saturday afternoon.

    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: "Governing Body" < [email protected]>
    > To: [email protected]
    > Subject: Disruption / Interuption of apostate sites.
    > Date: Friday, 25 May 2001 10:04 AM
    >
    > Dear Agent Apostle AK,
    >
    > Thank you for last Tuesdays email regarding the temporary closure
    > of H20. Several of our operatives have been bombing the site with
    > boring postings for a while now and they have succeeded in
    > disrupting the site. The agents have succeeded in having Coolboard
    > close the board down. Our Agents have already started to disrupt
    > the new site.
    >
    > Your next assignment is to sabotage http://www.jehovahs-
    > witness.com. Your partners for this assignment will be Agent Fred
    > Hall, Agent Mommy and Agent BugEyes. Good Luck.
    >
    > On another note, Agent Prisca and Uncle Bruce will be at the Sydney
    > apostate BBQ to witness the proceedings and spy on several high
    > profile apostates and take information on them.
    >
    > Keep the spiritual warfare up and we wish you success in your
    > current and future assignments.
    >
    > Your Brothers.
    > Watchtower Bible & Tract Society
    > (For the Governing Body)

  • TheApostateAK
    TheApostateAK

    Intercepted just this morning.

    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: "Governing Body" < [email protected]>
    > To: [email protected]
    > Subject: Report and new Brooklyn graduates...
    > Date: Sunday, 27 May 2001 6:04 AM
    >
    > Dear Agent Apostle AK,
    >
    > Just letting you know that other operatives have successfully
    > infiltrated several apostate organsations / sites. In the coming
    > few days you will see a change in these organisations / sites.
    >
    > On another note, We are introducting to you two new graduates.
    > Agent Gopher and Agent Kes152. These two have completed their
    > training at Brooklyn and are ready for any action.
    >
    > That is all for the moment. Did you enjoy the spiritual food
    > provided at the Circuit Assembly last weekend?
    >
    > Keep the spiritual warfare up and we wish you success in your
    > current and future assignments.
    >
    > Your Brothers.
    > Watchtower Bible & Tract Society
    > (For the Governing Body)

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    Yeah Right!!!!! Get a Life, Man!!!!![&>]

    "it ain't what ya do. it's how you do it" quote from the song "True Honeybunz" by Bahamadia

  • alpha
    alpha

    AK,

    You are a sad puppy!

    Alpha

  • BugEye
    BugEye

    I AM NOT A SPY for those dreaful, horrible watchtower people, I am an innocent, sweet and nice guy.

    Dave

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    On another note, Agent Prisca and Uncle Bruce will be at the Sydney apostate BBQ to witness the proceedings and spy on several high
    profile apostates and take information on them.

    AK, were you 'reaching out' for this assignment?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    Freedom is not having to wear a tie.

  • neyank
    neyank

    Since when has the governing body ever said good luck?

    neyank

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day alpha and welcome to this fun place,

    Are you another aussie ex-JW? Are there any left at the Kingdom Hall?

    Glad you got up the courage to say a few words. Took nearly a week, eh? It's OK, you don't have to stay in the back row in this place. Take your place in the middle!

    Have fun.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    Freedom is not having to wear a tie.

  • COMF
    COMF
    Since when has the governing body ever said good luck?

    They always say that right after they say, "This email will self-destruct in five seconds."

    COMF, former Mission Highly-Improbable Operative

  • BugEye
    BugEye

    Hmmm (taking notes)

    Alpha : maybe useful as an informant
    Ozzie : still doing the Lords work
    Comf : Apostate supremo
    NeYank: unknown
    BigBoi: Satan Spawn

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