JW Phrases

by Holden Caufield 61 Replies latest jw friends

  • LoveUniHateExams

    spiritually refreshing

    unclean thoughts

    hard-necked (haughty)

    God's loving arrangement

    Jehovah's rich blessing

    Jehovah's chariot

    grieve God's spirit

    spirit-directed (NB somehow this doesn't mean 'inspired by holy spirit')

  • ohnightdivine

    Best life ever

  • new boy
    new boy

    I can't believe you guys missed this one.

    "Give you marriage mate 'their do' in the bedroom."

  • former2free

    Saying before the watchtower lesson “let’s have an open discussion”

  • Muddy Waters
    Muddy Waters

    - The life of the fleshly organism

    - loose conduct / brazen conduct

    - fornication / porneia

    - make the truth your own

    - kiss the son lest God be angry, and you-ooo perish in the way....

    - Dark days are here! Man lives in fear! Wickedness is alllll around...

    - bounteous blessings

    - Jehovah’s favour

    - read the Day’s text

    - guard your heart (your treacherous, deceptive heart)

    - Jehovah and his organization

    - Jehovah and his spirit-directed-organization

    - Jehovah and his faithful & discrete slave

    - turn in your field service reports

    - make Jehovah’s heart glad

    - in the new system

    - this old system

    - this old, dying, decaying world

    - worldly people

    - higher education

    - secular employment

    - what do we do with our recreation time

    - give your full attention to the next talk/ next speaker ...

    - how happy are we to...

    - serve Jehovah

    - loyal love

    - render the marital due

    - be in submission

    - God loves a cheerful giver

    - are you making sacrifices for the Kingdom

    - special pioneer / regular pioneer / auxiliary pioneer

    - exemplary

    - dress and grooming

    - conduct

    - forms of recreation and entertainment

    - meeting attendance, prayer, study, service, good association

    - example to the flock

    - disfellowshipped/ disassociated

    - spiritually weak

    - drifting away

    - lukewarm/ be spit out

    - cast into the lake of fire

    - dead with no resurrection hope

    - sinning against the spirit

    - kicking against the goads

    - gnashing of teeth

    - despicable thing (causing desolation)

    - working what is obscene

    - guard the tongue/ guard your hearts

    - be wise my son

    - and they will know that a prophet was in their midst

    - the Great and Fear-Inspiring Day of Jehovah God the Almighty

    - utterance

    - proclamation

    - judgment message

    - consider these things, ponder these things

    - imitate their faith

    - glorious ones

    - humble yourselves

    - obey, obey, obey, etc., and *probably* you *may* get saved...


    Geez, I could go on and on... I guess I really was paying more than the usual attention all those dreary years.....

  • TheFadingAlbatros

    Young Elder (Jeune Ancien)

  • Vidiot


    'Nuff said.


  • Roddy

    "Double portion of your spirit"

    "Anyone else has a comment?"

    "Hello, we are conducting a survey ..."

    "Have a nice day!"

    "Anybody got any more RVs?"

    "Please stand if you're able and turn to song number ..."

    "Wow, that door was a goat!"

    "I'm out of territory."

  • Rattigan350

    Self abuse. If a spouse does that does it mean that it is Spousal abuse?

    Care and keeping

    Family worship - The Bible says children are to be taught at all times, not 1 hour a week.

  • scruffmcbuff

    "Spritual nourishment" - that used to crop up in prayers regularly.

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